The Missing Link
Turns out grabbing breasts and making lude genital gestures is an evolutionary device. All this time, us men have just been hungry. Our ancestors discovered that such playful antics can actually cause "sexual intimidation", and therefore naturally, bring about food. Clever.
A group of Vervet monkeys are currently demonstrating this technique in Kenya:
Try this for me: next time you catch yourself ogling a nearby cleavage, grab a Snickers bar and munch on that.
At least that way you'll have something to eat while you imagine what it would be like to have your head in the cleavage.
Oh yeah, I raided the piggy bank today. Literally. It really doesn't deserve it's own post, but here's what an ANZ pink pig worth of shrapnel looks like: